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Top definition. Girls Don't Poop unknown. Rather, beautiful women possess a trait that is linked to beauty on chromosome 9. The trait grants beautiful women an inverted intestinal tract, such that the belly button naval of the beautiful women is the sole elimination medium, rather than the anus. The waste matter passes through the inverted intestinal tract, where, as it approaches the naval, extremophilic enzymes target the waste and generate heat, thereby converting it from solid form to an invisible vapor. At the same time, additional enzymes act upon the transforming waste, such that it loses all scent. The end result is that an invisible, odorless vapor is released through the naval and passes into the air around with absolutely no environmental or social consequences. This form of elimination is deemed most "noble", as it happens absolutely naturally and results in no disgusting expletives from men that otherwise would presume beautiful women poop. On the other hand, unattractive females do not possess the linked gene on chromosome as a result, they do not have inverted intestinal tracts, and such are forced to eliminate through the traditional "pooping" practice. Random frat dude 1: Dude, that chick's so hot.
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Because everyone does it. There once was a woman who walked regularly from her office in Midtown Manhattan to a hotel across the street in order to use the restroom, and that woman may have been one of us. That woman had a friend, at another office job, who carried a book of matches and a can of air freshener in her purse — more willing to set off the office fire alarm than leave any hint of odor in a public lavatory.
Martens vintage shoes. The toilet taboo is a widespread Western phenomenon—especially among girls. But the fact that girls take a dump less frequently than boys do is actually a danger to their health. If these issues get too severe, you might eventually end up with rectal cancer. To highlight this, we asked some girls and boys how they feel about the good ol' number-two taboo. I even talk with my boyfriend. I just turn on the tap and do my thing. But the water needs to be running. I grabbed the pole, put my bum out, and hung over the water. My best friend and I used to do that together, but that was a pretty long time ago.